jeudi 11 décembre 2014

Rambling Autobiography


I was born just early enough to be called a child of the sixties, two months before Neil Armstrong took his first steps on the surface of the moon. I used to get nervous on the first day of school. I have a weakness for my dad’s soggy tomato sandwiches. There’s something nostalgic about the way the juice soaks into the bread. I used to read under my covers with a flashlight at night until my mom (also an avid reader) told me I had no bedtime if I was reading. A first-grader once told me he would not tell the « Santa secret » because he understood that the others needed to believe. I once wanted to run away from home so I hid under the front porch to see how long it would take my family to miss me. My grumbling stomach never allowed me to find out. When I was 9, I saw my first dead body as they pulled a bloated seven year old from the public swimming pool in the park down the street. When I grow up, I want to be a writer. I love my job, but I still get nervous on the first day of school.



jeudi 4 décembre 2014

Lists, Lists, and More Lists


Making a list can be loads of fun, but often the hardest part is coming up with a great topic. We have had a couple brainstorming sessions to bring you some ideas to help get those creative juices flowing. Feel free to use one of the ideas in the list below or use them to inspire you to come up with other great list topics.
  • Invent your own community and the rules you would choose.
  • Survival Guide (for whatever you choose)
  • How To... (Be as creative as you want with this one)
    • Catch Santa
    • Sell "something"
    • Do Math in Outer Space
    • Come up with a good homework excuse
    • Get rid of your siblings
    • Blow your nose when the class is silent
    • Get out of chores
    • Get out of going to mass
    • Sneak out of jail
    • Eat Doritos in a library 
    • Find your "hidden" Christmas presents
    • Trick your parents into...
    • Read minds
    • Know if Santa is Real
    • Sneak stuff into ...
    • Get on the Dr Phil show
    • Make Bad News sound like Good News
    • Get out of a dreary conversation
    • Convince your teacher you've read a book
    • Play an instrument
  • What to do during an embarrassing moment
  • Job Requirements (for the job of your choice)
  • Excuses to get out of ...
  • People I'd like to have dinner with
  • People I'd Like to BE
  • Things you probably don't know about me
  • Top Ten List
  • Reasons the Dodo is extinct
  • Bucket List
  • What to do when you're bored
  • What to do when your brother annoys you
  • List of useful paradoxes
  • Superpowers I'd like to have